I.....What?

Why are men.

xwilltruman:

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guys who invented love + textposts pt2

barbie-2023:

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The Old Guard 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney

nellie-elizabeth:

Been thinking about this all day, and I think the main thing this movie failed to understand about itself is this: the immortality was supposed to be the premise, not the plot.

Like, the immortality piece fuels the villains in the first film, but the unknowability of it is part of the point. It’s a dreadful curse, to outlive all your loved ones. Or, it’s a powerful gift, to grow and nurture a relationship for centuries on end. Or, it’s a complicated responsibility, a way you are uniquely positioned to help make the world a better place, and how much of that mantle should you take on? It’s the premise, the vessel through which the themes and characters can be explored.

The point was never to find out the “rules” and drop a bunch of lore about it. This movie took the premise and made it the plot, and that I think was its cardinal mistake.

yourladyindank:

sicko-phant-deactivated20250520:

Men can have sex with eachother

Ive seen it on my phone

I wish they’d do that instead of podcasts

(via pretty-gunslinger-guardian)

Country is collapsing and I still have to get up and go to work. This is fine.

Boyfriend is teasing me because of my purple Stitch jammies I got from Costco but I’m warm and cozy and he isn’t, so who’s the real winner here?

Today I learned there are Bistro Huddy fanfics on AO3. Do with that what you will.

downbadfordraper:

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The Expanse S3E08: a summary

downbadfordraper:

Closeup of Holden from the expanse with a post by sabigoe that reads "can a man not be both pretty and pathetic. a wet rag covered in glitter."ALT
Drummer from the expanse talking to Holden with a post by Eve Belle that reads "the term girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide."ALT
Amos from the expanse choking Cohen while Monica watches, with a post by saoirseronanlynch that reads "I'm full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way"ALT
Holden from the expanse with a serious expression and a post by sickdelights that reads, "cant talk rn I'm busy being a danger to myself"ALT
Alex, Amos, Naomi, and Holden from the expanse standing around a display table on the rocinante. Under Naomi is a post by user nikachu that reads, "they're my comfort idiots, your honor"ALT

Expanse Text Posts 3/?

mel-hath-no-fury:

I know the expanse fandom isn’t super big on tumblr, but the lack of Detective Josephus Miller thirst is astounding. You’re telling me tumblr dot com, lover of the saddest and wettest meow meows you’ve ever seen, isn’t losing their fucking minds over a washed up, recently divorced sci fi noir cop who’s falling in love with the (possibly) dead girl he’s been hired to track down until he gets roped into saving the universe between bouts of staring at her photo with big wet cow eyes isn’t sending all yall into hysterics??? Pathetic.